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P.O.R.N. Star Awards!

 

CONGRATULATIONS!

 

If you were given a link to this page, you are the recipient of a P.O.R.N. Star Award!

 

 
What does this mean?
 
This means that I LOVE LOVE LOVE you and your blog! You are just absolutely freaking amazing and I want a way to show it.
     
Wow, thanks! But what should I do with it?
 
Besides display it for all to see that you are a P.O.R.N. star and proud of it, you now have a task at hand. It can be simple or heartfelt – it’s completely up to you. But you must pass this award on to four other bloggers for four different categories.
 

P- People Person:

This blogger diligently reads and comments on all your posts, making your hard work feel worthwhile. Reward them for being an awesome blogging buddy!

 

O- Old Fart:

This blogger has been with you for the longest. You’ve stuck through thick and thin with them in the virtual world, and they mean a lot to you.

 

R- Reader’s Choice:

This blogger is so much fun to follow! Maybe their writing leaves you in stitches, or their photos are superb. Perhaps their poems make your heart break or their everyday life should be a movie.

 

N- Noob:

This blogger is new to the world of blogging, but they look like they have what it takes to stick it through and turn some heads! Give this award to a newbie who needs a little reassurance to keep up the fantastic work.

     
Fantastic! But this picture you gave me is too big. How do I show my award off in a widget or awards page?
 
If you need a smaller version of the picture above, use this code:

<img title=”P.O.R.N. Star Award” src=”https://paroxysmornews.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/option-1.png&#8221; alt=”” width=”285” />

Then you can modify the bold section to whatever size you want! If you want to stick it in a widget, grab a “Text” widget, copy and paste! If you have a page full of awards, copy and paste it into the HTML version of the edit screen.
     
Congratulations again on being a P.O.R.N. star!!!
     

5 Comments leave one →
  1. midaevalmaiden permalink
    April 30, 2011 10:13 pm

    Yay! I love it. You know we must really think alike. I didnt do it, but the other day I was seriously toying with the idea of inventing a new award button to give out. What a coincidence! Thanks. I love the rules!

    I proudly accept this award because Im a p.o.r.n. star. music please, while I trot on stage, my arms full of kitties, to get my award. oops, sorry Twiggy didnt mean to drop you. 🙂 Whats that Emily? You mean my present isnt this here 5th cat name figgie? Oh. ok. Ill take this button instead. heheh

  2. May 6, 2011 2:35 am

    Thank you Emily. I really appreciate your kind thoughts.

    I am sure you will understand that I may not get to pass this on over this next few days – we are at a rather critical point. Just know I will and I do thank you very much.

  3. May 17, 2011 12:59 pm

    Emily, when I pass this award on, are the recipients also responsible for passing it on as well? if so, when I notify them, should I send them a link to this page? I’m confused, which is easily enough done. 🙂

    • May 17, 2011 6:27 pm

      I’m going to pretend that I’m not making this up as I go… either way is fine! If you have space to fill, go ahead and copy the rules. But you’re also welcome to link back to this page, of course! And yes, the recipients are responsible for passing it on as well. Pay it forward and spread the love! 😀

  4. August 5, 2011 3:34 am

    Ohhh… I’m a P.O.R.N Star! Thank you! I just hope my mum doesn’t find out… 😉

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